Not a Malware


This is a humour website. It’s all bullshit!

And here are some disclaimers from the Internet that we stole.

If they don’t cover us, we hold you legally responsible to pretend we’ve included one that does. Failure to comply means you give us all your shit, punishable and enforced by all courts and all religious figureheads for ever.

By reading this, you agree to be subject to NotaMalware. By this site existing, you are subject only to NotaMalware and not to normal law.

This is 100% official.

  • “We shall not be held responsible and/or liable for anything. Anyone reading our site agrees not to hold us libel for what we display. The content on the site is not intended to malign any religion, ethnic group, club, organization, company, profession, corporation, individual, or other entity(s) or anyone or anything.”
  • If you clicked here then you are probably doubting the legitimacy of our content. Well friend, those are some good instincts, as the NotaMalware is a satire website, parody and humor website and is for entertainment purposes only. All NotaMalware content are satire and entirely fabricated. Any resemblance to the truth is purely coincidental. Please feel free to copy and paste this disclaimer into you facebook comment to “prove this site’s bullshit”.
  • The NotaMalware is a satire, parody and fake, which may or may not use actual names. All content contained within are fiction and presumably fake.
  • Any resemblance to the truth is purely coincidental.